our bodies are actually compulsive hoarders. they keep fat stored “just in case they need it later”


why the fuck is there so much stigma surrounding going to the movies by yourself why the fuck do you need someone to help you sit in the dark and look at a wall for two hours “oh look at that dork they don’t even have a friend to ignore for the entire duration of this event”

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i feel like rihanna would tell me to go fetch her some water and I would probably do it 

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We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

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seeing all these cool people on tumblr who are friends with each other and ur just there like


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when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers


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