officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

(via babeonheels)

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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(via ostentatiousnarcissism)

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via into-the-bluee)

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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(via dutchster)

surprisedbitch:

seeing your own posts on your dash

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(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

yologna:

stop the alphabet at t cuz i dont want none of u

(via dutchster)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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(via dutchster)