childservices:

bae: I love you
me: I love…….that concept

(via bitch1301)

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(via gravygirl16)

officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

(via babeonheels)

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

image

(via ostentatiousnarcissism)

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via into-the-bluee)