diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

(via basic710)

pinkvelourtracksuit:

even when u niggas sleep on me, i’m woke on my own self. i know how great i am. i know i’m a gem. 

(via tinyelvenbaby)

"and you don’t want me, and maybe that’s why I started kissing strangers"

It makes me forget about you

(Source: thisporcelainworld, via stephanieeeelala)

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)